One Hour Photo

There are many reasons to not like taking pictures. As actress Keira Knightley once said, "Photographs take away the soul".

Pictured: Keira Knightley subjecting

herself to eternal "darnation".

As you can see in the below photos, The Devious Doctor Mendez, as she is known in The Underworld, slowly chips away at my soul, hope and dignity just like her forefathers instructed her to do.

PICTURED: Lucifer Van Mendez

And I know Yvette is just frustrated over the upcoming Chargers season.

It's too bad Seahawks do not

play the Chargers every year.

I am okay now. I would like to thank all the well wishers.

My Photoshoot with Ali...

Some people just HATE getting their picture taken...I found this was the case with Ali Salami. Yes, can you believe it? Mr. I'm so good looking Ali Salami?? Shy about getting his photo taken??? Puh-leeze!! Yesterday, I walked around taking each person's photo for the staff directory and when it was Ali's turn, well this is what he gave me (see below)...Ali, I know you've been looking forward to this day for awhile now...it is now your time to shine buddy... a whole blog dedicated just to YOU. XOXOXO

"I'm having a bad hair day"
Everyone, check out my cool watch!!

Wanna-be GQ pose...


Staring at a Screensaver of himself...

Airing out the pits... I can't breathe


Playing Hard to get, but we all know he's not...


Trying to show off his six-pack...wait, what?


Talk to the monkey...

Hello my name is Rally Monkey...I am Ali's best friend

Even Ramona tried to take him down...
Live WWE cubicle action!! Get him Ramona!!
Well after all of that (I have many more photos beside these), I walked away with nothing worth my while, except some good material for this blog of course. Thank you Ali for the great pics!! And to all of you reading this, make sure you take a pic of Ali with your cell phone or camera next time you see him. He loves getting his pic taken!!